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An Original Idea

Posted by Thomas Cooper on Sunday, November 18, 2007 2:10:55 AM
Joe Biden's "new" campaign slogan:  What She Said!
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What I Did Last Summer

Posted by Thomas Cooper on Saturday, November 17, 2007 2:43:19 AM
This summer I had the occasion to do some digging in my backyard-landscaping.  While digging, my shovel hit upon an object.  I unearthed a box that had not seen the light for an untold age. Opening the top of the box revealed a silver manuscript with turquoise inlays.  I carried it in to my house for further inspection.  For five months I studied this manuscript without much headway.  The intricate letters had a vague familiarity and I thought, based upon the appearance of the manuscript, that it might be reformed Navajo.  I finally relented and sought my wife's council.  As it happens-she is a Jumble expert and had recently changed her eyeglass prescription.  She looked at what appeared to be the title and her translation was startling-for what she told me seemed to link together two of the greatest science-fiction writers of the 19th and 20th centurys. Her translation?  I Moron
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The gods must be crazy!

Posted by Thomas Cooper on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:51:55 PM
Today a reporter following the Romney campaign jokingly asked if the Romneys  really had more money than God, to which the former Governor is said to have asked, "Could you please be more specific?"
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White Paging Telephone

Posted by Thomas Cooper on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 12:59:48 AM
Senator Larry Craig's office announced, Monday, a strategy to help resurrect the embattled politicians fagging career.  Senator Craig will be appearing in the new, as yet unnamed, Star Trek movie.  Controversial R&B singer R. Kelly will also appear with Senator Craig.  It is said that they will portray Number One and Number Two, respectively.
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Hillary's Hex

Posted by Thomas Cooper on Monday, November 05, 2007 11:21:04 PM
"...grab your brooms..."-Hillary Clinton

Senator Hillary Clinton is once again using a broom as a metaphor.  Finally, something she's qualified to run.  She does seem loath to use one in her own house, however.
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